From beloved Saturday Night Live alum Kate McKinnon comes a madcap new adventure about three
sisters a ravenous worm and a mysterious mad scientist. "Brilliant" - KATHERINE RUNDELL "This
book upsets me. It frightens me. I cannot wait to read it again." - LEMONY SNICKET author of A
Series of Unfortunate Events "An enjoyable reminder that what makes you weird may also make you
a winner" - THE TIMES Children's Book of the Week Gertrude Eugenia and Dee-Dee Porch do not
belong. They don't belong in the snooty town of Antiquarium where the only dog allowed is the
bichon frise. They don't belong with their adoptive family where all their cousins are named
Lavinia. And after getting kicked out of the last etiquette school that would take them the
girls expect to be sent away for good... until they receive a mysterious invitation. Suddenly
the girls are under the tutelage of the infamous Millicent Quibb - a mad scientist with worms
in her hair and oysters in her bathtub. Dangerous? Yes! More fun than they've ever had?
Absolutely! But when the sisters are asked to save their town from an evil cabal of mad
scientists they must learn to embrace what has always made them stand out - before it's too
late! Perfect for fans of Roald Dahl and Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events The
Millicent Quibb School of Etiquette for Young Ladies of Mad Science is the unbelievably
hilarious madcap adventure debut from comedic superstar Kate McKinnon - an unforgettable and
laugh-out-loud funny story and a warm-hearted celebration of individuality imagination and
eccentricity.
