A Warning from the Publisher: Many readers have questions about Lemony Snicket author of the
distressing serial concerning the trials of the charming but unlucky Baudelaire orphans
published under the collective title A Series of Unfortunate Events. Before purchasing
borrowing or stealing this book you should be aware that it contains the answers to some of
those questions such as the following: 1. Who is Lemony? 2. Is there a secret organization I
should know about? 3. Why does Lemony Snicket spend his time researching and writing
distressing books concerning the Baudelaire orphans? 4. Why do all of Lemony Snicket's books
contain a sad dedication to a woman named Beatrice? 5. If there's nothing out there what was
that noise? Our advice to you is that you find a book that answers less upsetting questions
than this one. Perhaps your librarian bookseller or parole officer can recommend a book that
answers the question Aren't ponies adorable?
