"Hi I'm Benny Blanco. I'm in a television show with my best friend Dave and I probably
produced most of the songs you have heard on the radio from 2008 until now. When I was thirteen
my friend got a George Foreman Grill and it changed my life forever. We would invite friends
over get stoned and make the most elaborate sandwiches our prepubescent minds could fathom. I
became obsessed with food and cooking for friends. I know what you are going to say and I get
it. Cooking is scary. But I promise you once you get into it it will be your new addiction.
Slicing an onion is like taking a Xanax to me. I made this cookbook to teach you everything I
know about food cooking and throwing the greatest dinner party of all time. There are the
basics to get your kitchen ready a little advice from my expert friends then all of the
dinner party menus I love to make like: 5 Dishes to Get You Laid and One for the Morning After
I Wish I Were an Italian Grandma Take Me to the Cheesy Rodeo F*ck Morton's Steakhouse. Which
are filled with insane recipes like: Lose Your Mind Lobster Rolls'I Might Go Vegetarian' Veggie
Sandwich Chicken Cutlets with Honey Peppers and Parm 'I Hope We Didn't Make a Baby' Breakfast
Burrito. I've been told some of the finest stories over meals. I've laughed so hard I thought I
was going to actually die. I've fallen in love--sometimes with the food sometimes with the
person across the table. I've cried in good ways and I've cried in bad ways. I hope you've
been lucky enough to have all these same memories and then some. But if you haven't I can make
you a promise. If you follow these three simple steps it will all become a reality: Open this
book. Open your heart. And open wide baby."--]cPublisher's description.
