I hope for your sake that you have not chosen to read this book because you are in the mood
for a pleasant experience. If this is the case I advise you to put this book down
instantaneously because of all the books describing the unhappy lives of the Baudelaire
orphans The Miserable Mill might be the unhappiest yet. Violet Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire
are sent to Paltryville to work in a lumber mill and they find disaster and misfortune lurking
behind every log. The pages of this book I′m sorry to inform you contain such unpleasantries
as a giant pincher machine a bad casserole a man with a cloud of smoke where his head should
be a hypnotist a terrible accident resulting in injury and coupons. I have promised to write
down the entire history of these three poor children but you haven′t so if you prefer stories
that are more heartwarming please feel free to make another selection. With all due respect
Lemony Snicket Ages 10+
