Get tucked in to a third bestselling helping of Clarkson's Farm from our favourite
wellie-wearing wannabe farmer Jeremy Clarkson Welcome back to Clarkson's Farm. Since taking
the wheel three years ago Jeremy's had his work cut out. And it's now clear from hard-won
experience that when it comes to farming there's only one golden rule: Whatever you hope will
happen won't. Enthusiastic schemes to diversify have met with stubborn opposition from the red
trouser brigade defeat at the hands of Council Planning department and predictable derision
from Kaleb - although to be fair even Lisa had doubts about Jeremy's brilliant plan to build
a business empire founded on rewilding and nettle soup. And only Cheerful Charlie is still
smiling about the stifling amount of red tape that's incoming . . . But he charges by the hour.
Then there are the animals: the sheep are gone the cows have been joined by a rented bull
called Break-Heart Maestro . the pigs are making piglets and the goats have turned out to be
psychopaths. But despite the naysayers and (sometimes self-inflicted) setbacks Jeremy remains
irrepressibly optimistic about life at Diddly Squat. Because It's hard not to be when you get
to harvest blackberries with a vacuum cleaner. And after all it shouldn't just be Break-heart
Maestro who gets to enjoy a happy ending . . . Diddly Squat Number 1 Sunday Times bestseller
October 2022
