Richard Ayoade dispenses a lifetime of deepness into over 500 individually digestible thought
pellets. Taste masticate and savour. You're about to get extremely wise. Plato Aristotle
Montaigne. Men who have searched for meaning with let's face it mixed results. Whither the
one who can solve it? Cometh the hour cometh the Ayoade. Yes: another man (in his way) but
also something bigger. Bigger even than a big man. Bigger perhaps than a generalisation. Like
a spirit maybe? Afterthoughts goes beyond rumination past pondering probing further than
ever before drawing from a deeply private pool of questions: a reservoir so refreshing you may
never need to think again. Richard Ayoade has set down some of his most enormous thoughts for
the benefit of all those who dare read them. Thoughts like... TV detectives need a gimmick.
Mine would be not caring who did it. If when one door shuts another door opens there's
something wrong with your doors. They shouldn't be doing that. Where's the box to tick if
you ARE a robot? My mother used to say Manners Maketh the Man but I didn't think it was
very mannerly of her to make fun of my lisp.
