Can I get a ramen from the congregation?! Behold the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
(FSM) today's fastest growing carbohydrate-based religion. According to church founder Bobby
Henderson the universe and all life within it were created by a mystical and divine being: the
Flying Spaghetti Monster. What drives the FSM' s devout followers a.k.a. Pastafarians? Some
say it's the assuring touch from the FSM's noodly appendage. Then there are those who love the
worship service which is conducted in pirate talk and attended by congregants in dashing
buccaneer garb. Still others are drawn to the Church's flimsy moral standards religious
holidays every Friday or the fact that Pastafarian heaven is way cooler: Does your heaven have
a Stripper Factory and a Beer Volcano? Intelligent Design has finally met its match-and it has
nothing to do with apes or the Olive Garden of Eden. Within these pages Bobby Henderson
outlines the true facts- dispelling such malicious myths as evolution (only a theory) science
(only a lot of theories) and whether we're really descended from apes (fact: Humans share 95
percent of their DNA with chimpanzees but they share 99.9 percent with pirates!) See what
impressively credentialed top scientists have to say: If Intelligent Design is taught in
schools equal time should be given to the FSM theory and the non-FSM theory. -Professor
Douglas Shaw Ph.D. Do not be hypocritical. Allow equal time for other alternative 'theories'
like FSMism which is by far the tastier choice. -J. Simon Ph.D. In my scientific opinion
when comparing the two theories FSM theory seems to be more valid than classic ID theory.
-Afshin Beheshti Ph.D. Read the book and decide for yourself!
