Get tucked in to a third bestselling helping of Clarkson's Farm from our favourite
wellie-wearing wannabe farmer Jeremy Clarkson 'Brilliant . . . laugh-out-loud' Daily
Telegraph 'Outrageously funny . . . will have you in stitches' Time Out --- After three
years Jeremy Clarkson has discovered the golden rule of farming: whatever you hope will
happen won't. Enthusiastic schemes to diversify face defeat at the hands of the Council
Planning department or derision from Kaleb . Jeremy's plans for a business empire founded on
rewilding and nettle soup are doubted by Lisa . And the stifling thickets of red tape keep only
one person smiling - Cheerful Charlie who charges by the hour. But the animals couldn't be
happier. A rented bull called Break-Heart Maestro is delighting the cows . The pigs are
bringing home the bacon. And the goats are . . . most probably psychopaths. Yet on the good
days it hard not to be optimistic. Where else do you get to harvest blackberries with a
vacuum cleaner? Maybe it's not just Break-heart Maestro who gets a happy ending? ----
Readers are loving Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly 'Another funny book from Jeremy. This one
made me chuckle but my only complaint it's too short. I wanted more. Hopefully Another book is
being written as we speak' ***** Reader Review 'I love the show and I love the books. Both
make me chuckle but have also given me an insight into farming and how hard farming is' ****
Reader Review 'I've read the previous books and loved those as well. Witty and funny with
depth and a bit of seriousness' **** Reader Review 'Loved it quickest book I've ever read.
Can't wait for the next Clarkson instalment' **** Reader Review
