From the cradle bars to pre-preteen goo goo mucks Goth Parenting is an illustrated humor book
with heart for families who do things a little differently. Your local mall goths and
graveyard lurkers experience the same milestones of parenthood as anyone else. Goths just do it
with a little extra style and more Edgar Allan Poe references. Goth Parenting takes you from
a baby bat’s very earliest days through age seven illustrating parents’ memorable moments
challenges and rewards along the way. Like figuring out how to child-proof your tomb sweet
tomb what to feed a toddler to make sure they live deliciously and how to cope if your little
monster doesn’t wish every day was Halloween. Whether your gashlycrumb tiny is a ball of
darkness like you or a little ray of sunshine there’s something here for every alternative
parent. Because being a goth parent is about more than just Victorian accessories and black
clothing—it’s about acceptance love and always being yourself. And also black clothing.
CELEBRATION OF ALL THINGS GOTH: The funny gentle advice is peppered with instantly
recognizable references from Dracula to Edward Gorey to The Sisters of Mercy. BEAUTIFULLY
ILLUSTRATED ALT PARENTING BOOK: Cute and colorful pictures illustrate diverse loving goth
families on every page. GREAT GIFT: Super-relatable moments make this an ideal present for
goths at any stage of their parenting adventures. Wrap in a sheet of skull floral paper for
baby shower birthday or stocking stuffer gift-giving to moms dads or couples. Perfect for:
Moms dads aunts uncles grandparents and caretakers with an offbeat sense of humor Kids of
goth parents looking for a Mother' s Day Father' s Day or birthday present Gen X mall
goths alternative millennials and older Gen Zers starting families Goths punks witches
graveyard lurkers reformed Hot Topic teens proud emo crybabies and anyone who admires the
goth aesthetic and lifestyle Fans of My Chemical Romance The Addams Family and Netflix’s
Wednesday reboot
