The funniest book of the year from an incredibly exciting new voice in children's fiction! Are
you sitting comfortably? Are you fantasising about bamboo? Do you have black and white fur? Are
you huge and cute and cuddly-looking? Well put this book down because you are a panda and
this is not a book for pandas. This is a story about a girl called Scarlet. She's nine years
old just like you if you're nine. If you're not nine then she's more like someone else who
is nine. She has red hair just like you unless your hair is brown. She is 127 centimetres
tall just like you unless you're taller or shorter. Her favourite colour is green just like
you unless your favourite colour is grey although that seems highly unlikely. And she is as
smart as a shiny button just like you. Scarlet only responds to the advert at the back of the
Beano for the role of Defender of the Universe to prove to her annoying younger brother that
it's not a real thing... so she's a little surprised to be told that she's got the job and is
now responsible for the safety of the entire galaxy. Along with her co-Defender Jasper Pom-Pom
the cutest alien in existence and Bot the cleverest AI robot that's ever been invented
Scarlet is thrown into a whirlwind adventure that takes her to the furthest reaches of the
cosmos and back again on a mission to prevent the destruction of planet Earth by an alien
species who will do anything for a warm cup of hot chocolate. Illustrated throughout in black
and white by Dotty Sutton and perfect for fans of Loki: A Bad God's Guide to Being Good My
Brother is a Superhero Charlie Changes into a Chicken and Mr Gum Scarlet: Defender of the
Universe is the unbelievably funny exciting and action-packed debut by James Davis - a
middle-grade Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy .
