Hi. I see you're reading the back of my book. This tells me that you either: A) are hoping to
find a brief summary of what to expect from a how-to book by Sterling Archer the world's
greatest secret agent or B) don't know how books work. If your answer was ?A ? your best bet
is probably the table of contents which is where you'll find the ?contents? of this book
listed in a convenient easy-to-read ?table? format. So maybe go check that out for a minute
and then come back here. I'll wait. . . . Pretty cool right? What other book will teach you
how to dress properly and how to drive an elephant? How to field strip an AK-47 and how to
haggle with a Thai prostitute?in her native tongue? How to pilot an airboat and how to make
about a million delicious cocktails including a Molotov one? How to kill a guy and how to
prepare a fabulous brunch? Plus how to do tons of other stuff that I forgot but that is
nonetheless probably in this book (which to be honest I really only kinda skimmed). So if you
want to learn more about how to be more?or at all?like Sterling Archer the world's greatest
secret agent quit smearing your greasy fingerprints all over this book and buy it. For one
thing I really need the royalties. For another thing the last time I checked this wasn't a
damn library. (Note: If your answer was ?B ? this probably isn't the book you want to start
with.)
