The final instalment of the Last Dragonslayer Chronicles demonstrating that with a small band
of committed followers a large tin of resolve and steely determination almost anything can be
achieved . . . Sixteen-year-old Jennifer Strange and her sidekick and fellow Orphan Tiger
Prawns have been driven to the tip of the UnUnited Kingdoms - Cornwall - by the invasion of the
Trolls. Their one defence is a six-foot-wide trench full of buttons something which the Trolls
find unaccountably terrifying (it's their clickiness). Worse than being eaten by Trolls is the
prospect of the Mighty Shandar requisitioning the Quarkbeast and using him to achieve supreme
power and domination - an ambition that has been four hundred years in the planning and which
will ultimately leave the Earth a cold cinder devoid of all life. Nothing has ever looked so
bleak but Jennifer assisted by a renegade vegan Troll a bunch of misfit sorcerers the
Princess (or is she now the ruler?) of the UnUnited (or are they now United?) Kingdoms and
Tiger must find a way to vanquish the most powerful wizard the world has ever seen and along
the way discover the truth about her parents herself and what is in the locked glovebox of
her VW Beetle . . .
