Saffy Huntley-Oliver' s life is going great. Even better than usual! She' s got a
fabulous new boyfriend Jonathan and they are crazy in love she has literally got away with
(lots of) murder her favourite hairstylist has got out of jail so she can finally get a proper
blow-out and now that she' s no longer single she can get back to her favourite hobby of
killing all the bad men she can find. Well. There are one or two teensy snags. For one her
beloved sister Susie is still dating that manbunned toerag Finlay and it is so hard not to
murder him. For another Jonathan' s dog Girl sheds a lot and so Saffy can no longer wear
anything velvet or black. Jonathan himself seems to have lost his taste for murder and is
ignoring all the tempting corpses that Saffy keeps putting in his way which is a crying shame
because he looks so sexy covered in blood. All of this would be easy to ignore in the flush
of new love except that those idiot police keep on sniffing around looking for whoever killed
that kinky sex pest Tory. And Susie keeps on forwarding inspirational Instagram memes that
relate eerily to Saffy' s latest murders. And someone has cut the brakes on her car and
stolen her favourite knife and even-so rude-killed one of her marks before she could reach
him. The police are never going to find her...but has someone else?
