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A hilarious and sexy romance about a woman who gets dropped on a strange planet only to fall
for not one but two aliens from the author of I Got Drunk and Yeeted a Love Potion at a
Werewolf. Dorothy Valentine is close to getting her PhD in wildlife biology when she’s
attacked by a lion. On the bright side she’s saved! On the not-so-bright side it’s because
they’re abducted by aliens. In her scramble to escape Dory and the lion commandeer an escape
pod and crash-land on an alien planet that has...dinosaurs? Dory and her new lion bestie Toto
are saved in the nick of time by a mysterious and sexy alien Sol. On their new adventure they
team up with the equally hot equally dangerous Lok who may or may not be a war criminal.
Whether it be trauma fate or intrigue Dory can’t resist the attraction that’s developing in
their trio.... As this ragtag group of misfits explore their new planet Dory learns more
about how and why they’ve all ended up together battles more prehistoric creatures than she
imagined (she imagined...zero) and questions if she even wants to go back home to Earth in
this hilarious and steamy alien romance adventure comedy romp.