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Farm from gentleman farmer and two-time Sexiest Man Alive winner Jeremy Clarkson. 'Fans of
Prime TV series Clarkson's Farm will enjoy this companion' IRISH TIMES Uncooperative animals
underperforming crops and rather less than best-laid plans pursued with unbridled enthusiasm.
Clarkson's farm is the gift that keeps on giving. But as one overseas visitor* admitted he
only came to Diddly Squat because he just didn't believe that Jeremy could be so incompetent.
Not one to be discouraged however our hero decides to bring his misunderstood entrepreneurial
flair to bear on a new venture: a pub. And just a few short weeks later the doors open on The
Farmer's Dog . All British produce Hawkstone beer on tap a private bar for farmers and a
vintage tractor hanging from the ceiling. The perfect country pub. A welcome distraction from
sustainable farming initiatives psychedelic wheat angry protests in central London and a
headbutting goat. What you may be asking could possibly go wrong? On top of the lavatories
packing up and the electricity running out you mean? As the Cotwolds' newest publican quickly
discovers there's a lot more to landlording than pulling pints. Just as well then that he
still has Lisa Kaleb Cheerful Charlie and Gerald to help him through. Especially now his
doctor's told him he's got to become a vegetablist ... *along with the whole of the rest of
China apparently ___________ Praise for Clarkson's Farm : 'The best thing Clarkson's done
. . . It pains me to say this' GUARDIAN 'Shockingly hopeful' INDEPENDENT 'Even the most
committed Clarkson haters will find him likeable here' TELEGRAPH 'Quite lovely' THE TIMES
