The birth of Jesus has been well chronicled as have his glorious teachings acts and divine
sacrifice after his thirtieth birthday. But no one knows about the early life of the Son of God
the missing years -- except Biff the Messiah's best bud who has been resurrected to tell the
story in the divinely hilarious yet heartfelt work reminiscent of Vonnegut and Douglas Adams
(Philadelphia Inquirer). Verily the story Biff has to tell is a miraculous one filled with
remarkable journeys magic healings kung fu corpse reanimations demons and hot babes. Even
the considerable wiles and devotion of the Savior's pal may not be enough to divert Joshua from
his tragic destiny. But there's no one who loves Josh more -- except maybe Maggie Mary of
Magdala -- and Biff isn't about to let his extraordinary pal suffer and ascend without a fight.
