The complete Fleabag. Every Word. Every Side-eye. Every Fox. Fleabag: The Scriptures
includes the filming scripts and the never-before-seen stage directions from the Golden Globe
Emmy and BAFTA winning series. 'Perfect' Guardian 'Perfect' Daily Telegraph 'Perfect'
Stylist 'Perfect' Independent 'Perfect' Evening Standard 'Perfect' Metro 'Perfect' Irish
Times 'Perfect' RTE 'Perfect' Spectator 'Perfect' Refinery29 'Perfect' Catholic Herald
'Perfection' Financial Times *** HAIRDRESSER NO. (pointing to Claire) That is EXACTLY
what she asked for. FLEABAG No it's not. We want compensation. HAIRDRESSER Claire?
CLAIRE I've got two important meetings and I look like a pencil. HAIRDRESSER NO. Don't
blame me for your bad choices. Hair isn't everything. FLEABAG Wow. HAIRDRESSER What?
FLEABAG Hair. Is. Everything. We wish it wasn't so we could actually think about something
else occasionally. But it is. It's the difference between a good day and a bad day. We're meant
to think that it is a symbol of power a symbol of fertility some people are exploited for it
and it pays your fucking bills. Hair is everything Anthony.
