It' s a cruel cruel world out there. Trust me I' ve seen it. You' re pretty much
doomed unless you know how to survive. Which you don' t. Which I do. Which is why I have
written the ultimate survival guide to life. My name is TommyInnit. I' ve been around the
block these past twenty years. I' ve seen things you couldn' t handle. I' ve eaten
things you couldn' t taste. Handled taxes in ways that (probably) won' t get you
arrested. Always prepped for the apocalypse I know a thing or two about surviving. Don'
t believe me? Here' s proof. Things I' ve survived: - Death of loved ones - Swans -
Other stuff So you see? This book is going to change you. Let' s begin.
