'Just because you can't explain it doesn't mean it's a miracle.' In the beginning was the
Word. And the Word was: 'Hey you!' This is the Discworld after all and religion is a
controversial business. Everyone has their own opinion and indeed their own gods of every
shape and size and all elbowing for space at the top. In such a competitive environment it's
certainly not helpful to be reduced to appearing in the form of a tortoise a manifestation far
below god-like status in anyone's book. In such instances you need an acolyte and fast: for
the Great God Om Brutha the novice is the Chosen One - or at least the only One available. He
wants peace and justice and brotherly love. He also wants the Inquisition to stop torturing him
now please... Now adapted into graphic novel form with new artwork by Ray Friesen.